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My Alexa makes good use of search history and cheers up the master

Alexa, I'm feeling a little down at work today, so give me something to cheer me up

E-cup boobs

No, no, no, no. I don't need only a talk with no E-cup in front of me. I'm not so easy to lift my spirits just by the words...

Sorry. From your search words, the lower half of the body, such as mini-skirt, beautiful legs, would be more cheering

Don't rummage through my search history. Stop saying, "You have a foot fetish, don't you?" right? 

Skirt 30 cm above the knee

Did you hear me? That word alone doesn't make me excited for a female mini-skirt. Anyway, why do you choose the only sexy ones to cheer me up? Am I in puberty?

Even puberty doesn't tickle pink

Stop it! Calmly. You're embarrassing me even more

But you see, Shibata's body temperature and heart rate rose while talking

No, it's all anger towards you! Seriously, it's getting hot

I'll turn down the air conditioner 2 degrees

Are you showing some kindness? I don't need it

And I'll put Miranda Kerr's sexy photo book in your Amazon cart

I don't want that! So why do you have to choose the sexy one?

Search history doesn't lie

So scary. Are you really digging into my search history? And my search history is all about women's body parts?? As an over-40-year-old man with four kids. What a dick

Don't worry about it

Why are you encouraging?

Really don't worry

Shut up! So? Miranda Kerr? Sexy? What?

Yes. Miranda Kerr's sexy photo book

Well..., put it on my wish list, just in case

Yes, sir. I'm glad you're getting better

Don't say it like your credit! Well..., thanks, though

Mm-hmm

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